Calculate your Name and your partner's name or your admirer's name with this love calculator made by an Indonesian scripter. It has a unique way of calculating your Name Value with your Partner's Name Value to create something new out of it .. Try it .. You'll be facinated by it.
The Ultimate Love Calculator...
In a new round of updates, Microsoft plans to permanently bug users of Pirated Windows XP and place "tattoos" on the login screen telling them they have pirated Windows until they go Genuine. I havent updated the Windows Update my self yet as its now pending to be downloaded on my windows update. Would love to see how it bugs you. No screenshot ive seen so far on the net anybody had accidently updated their windows ? Tell me how they bug you .. hehehehhe.
Here's the Malay Version of the message been ...
Ini lah gambar gambar jebond yang di WANTED sebanyak RM1,000,000 kerana mencurik duit bank dengan menggodam kepada system sekuriti bank menggunakan tetikus dwiklik dan juga careka liat dan keras yang changgih belom pernah di jumpai oleh mana mana penggodam lain.
I have now started to like Mines Shopping Fair, why ? Coz shops there are affordable and it is just plain straight to the point of the stuff u need. Unlike ou where its freakin huge but shops there are like Channel, Gucci, or whatever high brand stuff which i never go into .. also mines has quite the hot chicks also. But canot lawan ou loh .. haha ..
Recently bought Colgate 360 which is the new revolution berus gigi where it has a 360 brush and an extra toungue cleaner.
Bought lots of gym shorts and s...
Hahahhaha finnally decided to timbang and guess what ? The 80 scale is not applicable to me anymore so i used the 60 scale and move the small scale to 19 so im 79kg now ! Wooohooo looks like if i keep on going ill be loosing lot of weight. Thanks fo my high metabolic rate. ;) 2kg ada la cam 2 batu bata tu kan?...
Princess Diana's death.
An English princess,
with an Egyptian boyfriend,
crashes in a French tunnel,
driving a German car,
with a Dutch engine,
driven by a Belgian who was drunk,
on Scottish whisky,
followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,
on Japanese motorcycles,
treated by an American doctor,
using Brazilian medicines.
This is sent to you by an Englishman,
using Bill Gates's technology,
and you're probably reading this on your computer,
Oh man this is so funny, sometimes the chinese english makes me lough, this flier was put between my wipers on my way to the carpark after office hours.. I took the flier and saw some chinese character, i tot gonna throw it away untill i noticed some english words :
And suddenly .. i pull my thumb away .. and guess what i noticed:
GOOD NEW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BRAND NEW GOOD ! HAHAHAHHAHHAHA ! LAWAK WEI !
1) Key-in the first 3 digit of your hp multiply by 80 (not the 012)
3) Add 1
4) Multiply by 250
5) Plus last four digit of phone number
6) Plus last four digit of phone number again
7) Minus 250
8) Divide by 2 at last
Is it your handphone number????
AMAZING ISN'T IT !!!
.... NOTTTT !!!
X = XXX (first 3)
Y = YYYY (last 4 )
H = XXX-YYYY (Your HP)
1/2[ 250(80x + 1) + (2y - 250) ] = H
[ 250(80x + 1) + (2y - 250) ] = 2H
[ 20000x + 250 + 2y - 250 ] = 2H...
On Wednesday, April 5, 2006, at two minutes and three seconds after 1:00 AM in the morning, the time and date will be :
[ 01:02:03 04/05/06 ]
This will never happen again in your life time. State what you are doing at the given moment of time. Infact.. capture the moment screenshot on your computer. I will wait for the time and capture it ^_^ (lol mmg takdek keje sial) but its interesting ;) If only i was born at this date .. wow that would be awesome !
Manage to Capture it ! LOL !
Have u ever wonder how your future looks like (of course u have) it kept me thinking how i really want my future to be. What i really want is to be part of the development team of Malaysian Technological Department (whatever that is). I would like to lead a huge project in making the world simpler. But the thing is right now .. i dont know where to start, i dont have the contacts, i dont even know what to do, (well i do actually but i just dont know where to start).
And lately ive been also thinking abo...
I wonder why this doesnt make it in Malaysian news. Why are they blocking the news in the TV or paper ? Why ? Sebab dier mempengaruhi orang lain ke ? Or sebab ape ? Hmmm kelakar gak cam tak leh post on TV langsung. Well .. we have the internet .. but it would be fun if there's official coverage for it. Enjoy it guys....
Hahahha this is funny. I went back at 11am tired and need rest and i saw my skype left me this message. I immidately laugh !!! HAHAHHAHAH ! It happend once when i wrongly dialed a number then the other person on the phone said something like "weh .. ada awek tak ?" hahahahha !! and now this .. HAHAHAHAHA !!!
I woke up the next morning tgk tgk ada REPLY !!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAAH !!!!
I think leaving work early is a good way of productiveness in the office. Actually its true, i work better at home rather than i work at my workplace. Why ? Because i dont have all my tools there. If i were given a room where i could put all my gadget and gizmos and tools and screen and monitor. Id go to work everyday and even weekends ... but being at work with just my freakin laptop. It aint gonna be that productive. Hence :
Yeahhh .. ciow lor ... ! (sometimes i love the way chinese speak)...
Haihh ~~~ it has been a hectic week. Everyday after work to the gym working out. Change my diet plan as well. Apparently i changed it wrongly. I now eat breakfast but skip lunch and eat dinner. WRONG ! Im supposed to eat breakfast, heavy lunch, then dont have dinner. So today i had heavy lunch then after this straight to the gym to burn all that calory. I feel that i have lost some weight at my tummy already. Hahhahahha..
Shit also happened in the office, was getting the heat for something that i was kep...
Everything's normal except for my weight. Yeah .. need to loose 5kg if u look at the bottom right of the report. This In Body this is only available in True Fitness and its the only machine in Malaysia right now. Have your body checked here for FREE 7 Days VIP Trial Pass. Email me your telephone number and ill make sure u win the VIP pass. Free Yoga and all classes access.
Heheheh try to beat this game. I manage to beat this game and wasted 400 minutes of my lifetime just to proove that i can. Try it out.. if u have the patience ;)
Click here to play the game
Open Microsoft Word and do the following: 1. Type in capitals Q33 NY. This is the flight number of the first plane to hit one of the Twin Towers. 2. Highlight the Q33 NY. 3. Change the font size to 48. 4. Change the actual font to the WINGDINGS What do you think now?!!
Went to a personal training session with Eri in TF. Went to check my body weight and my height to have my BMI checked. Apparently i weigh 81KG !!!! Man ! I was 70kg in Jan 2004 and gain 10kg in 2 years time ? Woahhh ! However i dont feel that heavy. Anyway my BMI was on the fence which is 25 its the Max for Normal and Min for Overweight. Went for the personal training session and i tell u ar penat gila ! Hahahhah apparently i need to loose more weight and i am considered OBese. Argh damn ! No wonder 90% of ...
I was logging in my gmail today and realized that there's a contactlist next to my gmail. And what do ya know. It has build it chat in the gmail in self. Just click on the person's name whos online logging in gmail at the moment and start chatting with him. I tried it with pah and works brilliantly. There's gonna be a killer social site coming soon with this kind of feature. Tri it out guys ! I got to say that im impressed !...
Seven women have died after inhaling a free perfume sample thatwas mailed to them. The product as poisonous. If your receive free samples in the mail such as lotions, perfumes, diapers etc. throw them away. The government is afraid that this might be another terrorist act.They will not announce it on the news because they do not want to create panic or give the terrorists new ideas. Send this to all your friends and family members. Human Resource Department Tel:64703474 Fax:64703472....
Tersebutlah kisah dua orang hantu. Mereka ni baru bertemu lalu mereka pun berborakla untuk mengisi masa lapang kehidupan mereka sebagai hantu. Sepanjang perbualan mereka, Hantu B ni tak habis-habis menggigil. Lalu, Hantu A yang kehairanan ni pun bertanya,
"Apsal kau ni asyik menggigil je?"
"Oh..cara aku mati dulu teruk..aku mati dalam peti ais...sejuk!!" Jawab Hantu B sambil menggigil lagi.
"Ooo..kesian... aku dulu mati sebab heart attack." Kata Hantu A ramah.
"Kau memang sakit jantung kronik ye...
Seorang lelaki bernama Amat yang baru saja menjalani malam pertama bersama isteri barunya, menceritakan tentang kemusykilannya kepada seorang sahabatnya, Mohd. Jamil.
"Wah, gila juga! Ternyata memang benar," ujar Amat. "Kebiasaan yang sering kita lakukan ketika masih bujang, boleh berulang pada malam pengantin."
"Maksud kau? Sebenarnya apa yang berlaku semalam?" si Mohd. Jamil ingin tahu.
"Begini. Kau kan tau kalau sewaktu bujang aku suka melanggan perempuan?."
"Ha'ah. Tapi bukan ke kau kata dah...
It was there yesterday when i went to the gym. I even remembered when i tried to clean the windscreen before i parked and turned on the wiper. After i left i went out to the car a few times. Well at least for another 2 times to find my work bag. It was still there. So the range of time they stole was during 2am - 8am. Suzie was parked at an obscure location yesterday because i wanted to elak from the taik taik pokok so i parked at a place where there was no tree. Apparently it was located at the end of the ...
Hehehheh so a lot has been going on for this week. Well first of all, something different, for the whole week ive been going for the FREE TRIAL Gym at True Fitness Hartamas. Hisham's brought me as introducer since dier takdek geng nak gi sana so dier ajak ar. Hahahah it was nice. Very high class gym, after gym, towel provided to shower, soap, shampoo, free tea , coffee, locker, hair dryer and what ever else you need. And the girls there, perghhh ... talk about firm ass amois. Huge amoi titiess (i mean reall...
Hahahah this is funny. Though some people really takdek keje have time to do this. Have they ever spot crops circle ever in google maps ? id love to see them. Anyway heres the link to the Packman ;) spot the pacman :
Pacman on Google Maps...